Lemon_Rick

joined 1 year ago
[–] Lemon_Rick 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This August is only half through,

But for some, winter’s soon to ensue

So don’t Grinch on this carol,

’Cause we know in the Barrel:

Crackers love their Christmas Scooby-Doo!

[–] Lemon_Rick 13 points 1 year ago

Zorque is envied by every gent,

’Cause it’s fab when he pitches a tent

Every saint and sinner

Can each be a winner

When his dick’s in the beauty pageant

[–] Lemon_Rick 77 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[–] Lemon_Rick 6 points 1 year ago

Unbrowned steaks are surely regretted,

But Froyn just likes their meat wetted

So, both in kitchen and bed,

The same can be said:

Their wife just hates their forking method

[–] Lemon_Rick 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Headed down to the pub for a beer

At the rainbows, recoiled in fear

”A parade just for pride

Of bright colours?” he cried.

”There are too many gay people here!”

[–] Lemon_Rick 3 points 1 year ago

The caprines were eating their oats,

When this furball snapped right at their throats

Dogs won't need to be taught

When you've already got

A little raccoon for herding goats

[–] Lemon_Rick 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We'd all love more Lemmies in the banks,

So any ol' content gets thanks

And we'll yet raise a toast

To this weird old repost

'Bout a bug penis shooting all blanks

[–] Lemon_Rick 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The Crow cawed that Lemmy is strong,

Since no kids have yet come along

But the teens disagree

All ages've stupidity!

I think you spelled idiots wrong

[–] Lemon_Rick 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Variden was once a great mod,

Until Reddit admins turned to fraud

So to Lemmy we’ll scoot,

Than be under Spez’ boot

And of his own hell he can be god