FuglyDuck

joined 1 year ago
[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 3 hours ago

They haven’t changed. They’re still cute and they’ve always been a bit judgey.

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 3 hours ago

A preexisting conflict cause might make sense,

[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 3 hours ago

Then fabulous Staredycat Sisters is a band I’d actually go see.

[–] FuglyDuck 3 points 3 hours ago

It’d be very hard for me to resist playing with those cute little murder mittens

[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 4 hours ago

hehe, Kitty is just exuding quirky and fun. Bet they're a riot.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 4 hours ago

I'll give you a can lead paint and a gallon of leaded gasoline; Id love to have a hurricane machine in my home.

[–] FuglyDuck 47 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Trump wears Elevator shoes to appear taller. This is part of the reason why he’s always hunched forward.

DeSantis also wears them.

[–] FuglyDuck 4 points 18 hours ago

The delivery driver deserves a raise.

Also, the kitty with the maki rolls got me.

[–] FuglyDuck 85 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

many "normal" EULA's aren't really binding, if you get down to it.

Also. Relevant XKCD

[–] FuglyDuck 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

well she didn't mean any of the rain precipitators. She meant, they actively controlled hurricanes. It's both weird and fucking stupid.

Actually. I wonder what would happen if you took a microwave array, of appropriately huge power, and directed it at the hurricane's flanks, you know. to heat up the water on that side. maybe make some wind. I bet you could steer it "some"....

(Mexico, if you're reading this, I absolutely won't try this, if you send me your best street taco recipe.)

[–] FuglyDuck 2 points 23 hours ago

“About 3 minutes and ding its done!”

[–] FuglyDuck 25 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

He knows….the internet lasts longer than diamonds, right?

 

Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

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Hooo? (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

 
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Saw this going to a friend’s house- they bagged the fire hydrants….one thought was snow; but this is the first year apparently. And snow has been a mild issue this year compared to most.

 

Snow on Thursday.

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Loaf. (self.superbowl)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

Mamma loafing around with the minions. (~~one is behind her, to the front, the other is behind and to her tail.~~)(edit: those are snacks,)

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/cooking
 

Gotta ask, what kinda candy was she making? Soft crack. Hard crack. Pot….

Even has the donuts on there for, you know, dealing with the munchies.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by FuglyDuck to c/superbowl
 

so drop 'em if you got 'em

 

Double, double Toil and Trouble; Fire burn and Cauldron boil.
and the finished soup:

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