Event_Horizon

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[–] Event_Horizon 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'd be tempted to buy that. When you visit it's just a white page with a leather couch in the middle of the screen, everytime you click the couch it would moan seductively and every fifth click would give a squelch sound.

[–] Event_Horizon 3 points 3 weeks ago

Wireless earphones with noise cancelling completely transformed air travel for me!

[–] Event_Horizon 3 points 2 months ago

And imagine trying to suggest Baywatch isn't the number one source for first aid/resuscitation information. Smh.

[–] Event_Horizon 9 points 2 months ago

The dishwasher continues to remain a mystery then 🤔

[–] Event_Horizon 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well there's an idea for a video game. The Airbnb adventure full of absurdity and adventure but played 100% straight

[–] Event_Horizon 2 points 4 months ago

I already have the bald part so the rest seems like a general improvement.

[–] Event_Horizon 3 points 4 months ago

The creator and director then went on to make Danger 5!

[–] Event_Horizon 1 points 4 months ago

That saucy llama!

[–] Event_Horizon 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You know what you did 😤

[–] Event_Horizon 3 points 5 months ago

I'm in the Southern hemisphere so right in my neighborhood 😁

[–] Event_Horizon 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (7 children)
[–] Event_Horizon 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Yes, but have you considered the major phycological impact for poor Tay Tay if she only had enough money and resources for several thousand years instead of hundreds of thousands?

Tay Tay would probably be so devastated she'd write a breakup song about her bank account.

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