overview for CoolMatt

Won't someone please think of the boomers?! in c/childfree

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 days ago

Fascinating how not having kids leaves me with all my money to buy as much chocolate and sex as I want!

a few centuries in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Yes, all of that. In that order.

PDFs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I like calling it that now

me_irl in c/me_irl

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago

I'm a 32 yo millenial and the first time i read "my crush" in a sentence was in a teen magazine when I was 12 yeard old, and from context, it definitely meant "person I have a crush on"

It's nothing new

I found a unopened can of ________ in my cabinet in c/askouija

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

P

I found a unopened can of ________ in my cabinet in c/askouija

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

B

TIL it’s the right of women of all ages to go topless wherever men can in the states of Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico, Kansas and Oklahoma, including all their cities. in c/til

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Of all ages

Very thankful in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Thankful for not having a lot of money, meaning such a expense would be negligible?

That explains it. in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Siiiigh, sounds like I'm gonna have to join Instagram again...

Well counted in c/funny

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why is goo gone in the fridge?

Respect your kids. in c/microblogmemes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

IYTYTHSM, YTYTBOSM

You're welcone

And then they don't stop after I say "I get it" a few times. 💀 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This also happens to me in reverse. I get half a sentence out, the other person nods and says "yup" or "K", and then i say "yeah k so then anyway" and on to the next point