Niles: Frasier, I have some disturbing news. That profiterole you ate wasn’t made by a French chef. He was Lithuanian.
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the phone rings
Frasier answers the phone.
Frasier: Hello? Yes, Roz! Of course you can come up. Get out of that nasty weather!
Niles: It doesn’t matter what inspired him, Frasier! The question is, what are you going to do about it?
Lilith: Precisely. I think you should come to Boston and talk to him.
Martin: Well no one’s going anywhere in this weather. Airports are shut down and I doubt you could get the car out of the garage.
I’ma fan of Minimalist Baker. They specialize in meals with a limited number of ingredients that can be made in 30 minutes or less, often with only one bowl. They include meals for both vegans and people who like meat.
Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! A sensitive young artist exploring his talents. More of our young people could stand to bring a bit of art into this world.
Lilith: He says you inspired him, Frasier, with your career in show business.
Frasier:(outraged) Show business?! I am not some vaudeville performer! I am a doctor! I went to medical school!
Lilith: No, Niles. A rapper. Like Tupac Shakur or someone called The Notorious BIG.
Daphne: Well I think it’s wonderful! Me brother Billy had a promising underground rap career in London until he and Kevin opened that plant shop.
Martin: Now I’m serious. There’s lots of jobs you don’t need college for, like a baseball player or a construction worker or a…
Lilith: A tech entrepreneur
Frasier (horrified): A tech entrepreneur?
Lilith: Yes, Frasier. He’s developed an app that catalogues the exhibits in the Esmerelda Bing International Doll Museum and he says it’s “a billion dollar idea.”
Follow with:
“No Frasier. This problem is much worse. Freddy insists that he is not going to college.”
“Lilith! What are you doing here?” announced Frasier.
“Well this explains the cold front,” Niles muttered.
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I loved Sherry. She was a fabulous foil for Frasier and Niles and she had great chemistry with Martin. Who was your favorite of Martin’s girlfriends?
you now wake up everyday to the theme song of the last show you watched. how blessed/fucked are you?
Star Trek Voyager. I’m pretty blessed because it’s beautiful
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Everyone loves Rosemary's Bebe, but what is your favorite gag from Lady Macbeth without the sincerity?
Watching Frasier on repeat and came across this episode last night. Which episode ids everyone on?
What’s everyone’s favorite Niles insult to Frasier?
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Video games. There’s absolutely no evidence that they make people more violent.