AFreeLarryHoover

Looks nicer than my CyanogenMod tattoo

Plural, that’s wild.

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

“I won’t be back.”

Dogshit math, boy.

‘Friends’ studio audience before the laugh track’s forcefully added.

And the lord cummeth?

If they don’t air Unforgivable, what’s the point?

😮 a handshake