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[โ€“] HiHungryImDad 27 points 1 year ago

Richard Peter Johnson

[โ€“] Dick_Justice 17 points 1 year ago

Dickhead, clearly.

[โ€“] NotForTheOtherUse 15 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] angrymouse 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] FartsWithAnAccent 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Get another names Incontinentia Buttock for good measure

[โ€“] VubDapple 4 points 1 year ago

"He has a wife you know ..."

[โ€“] FecesInYourFaces 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[โ€“] habanhero 30 points 1 year ago

The cat did nothing to deserve this.

[โ€“] coldv 9 points 1 year ago

Dickens. Charles Dickens.

[โ€“] munkybacon 8 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] p0ppe 8 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] theonewhoknocks 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] gamer99 6 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] razorwiregoatlick 5 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Ech 5 points 1 year ago

Richard Johnson, Business Cat.

[โ€“] Alpagu 4 points 1 year ago

I can't be serious

[โ€“] Noxvento 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] cazyius 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] hibernatus 4 points 1 year ago

Bite (pronounced bit) and zizi are slang for penis in french.

[โ€“] qisope 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] coaxil 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] mitch1000 4 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Richard. Richard Face.

[โ€“] fubo 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Herm.

It's not short for Herman; it's a kind of Ancient Greek statuary.

[โ€“] megane_kun 3 points 1 year ago

Shirochin, maybe?

[โ€“] cavalleto 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] slaacaa 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] lightning 3 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] Vupperware 2 points 1 year ago

I think Scarf would be a good name

[โ€“] direfield 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] daddyjones 2 points 1 year ago

That cat already has a name: Jess. She belongs to Postman Pat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
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[โ€“] natecox 2 points 1 year ago
[โ€“] SexyTimeSasquatch 2 points 1 year ago

Kitty McDongface

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Dick, or Richard. Willy, or William. John, or Mr Thomas. Johnson. Chubster. Dee. Nobby. Peck. Rod.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Rick Sanchez

[โ€“] humdrumgentleman 1 points 1 year ago

Hammond Druthers