this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

[–] KazuyaDarklight 50 points 10 months ago

As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] kautau 14 points 10 months ago

Nuclear Fire

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 100 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is the best bert strip I've ever read

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 44 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's honestly all downhill from here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)

[–] SkyezOpen 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The big bird running one is probably the best though.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy 6 points 10 months ago

You just gonna be like that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] zepheriths 4 points 10 months ago

Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a strange thing to read without context.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this

[–] ericbomb 46 points 10 months ago

This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago

This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.