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Cow Rule (lemmy.uninsane.org)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don’t they kill more people than sharks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You're thinking of the statistic that people have killed more cows than sharks, which is not true. Shark is the chicken of the sea

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

"You ate my family. Now I'm gonna eat you!"

[–] Decoy321 9 points 10 months ago

Their name is Inigo Moontoya.

[–] bi_tux 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm from austria and the number of tourists, especially german tourists, killed by cows is awfully high

Our cows seem to hate germans

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Deitsche 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 10 months ago

Do they wake up at 5am and put beach towels on the cows?

[–] TastyWheat 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have defeated a cow in 1 on 1 combat AMA

[–] TotallynotJessica 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Were you armed? How big was the cow? What exactly was considered winning?

[–] TastyWheat 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I was armed with a car and the cow was jumping fences. Turned my car into a convertible and missed me by inches.

[–] Mr_Blott 2 points 10 months ago

Unfair fight, give the cow a car next time, bud

1/10

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

violent resistance to oppression is not murder but justice

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

wait, don't you mean risk?