Columbine vibes : memes

[–] [email protected] 175 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Is that an actual tweet of his? Lol what a dork

[–] [email protected] 119 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

According to msn.com and thestreet.com it's a real tweet lol

Such mall ninja vibes

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/one-of-teslas-foremost-bears-issues-bold-challenge-to-ceo-musk

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"I forgot to add that I am my own worst enemy by far," Musk said. "No need for others to dig my grave when I’m doing it so well myself."

Rare moment of self awareness from Elon?

[–] GrammatonCleric 31 points 10 months ago

More like legal backpedal

[–] TrickDacy 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't want to click that link. Are you joking or is that a real quote?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's a real quote from the article. I haven't investigated further to verify.

Edit: I have some bad news

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah I suppose at this point it’s a mixture of unlimited wealth, unlimited cocaine, very limited self awareness and very limited imagination

[–] harry_balzac 25 points 10 months ago

I think it's Ketamine in his case. Of course, he is using it under the strict supervision of his personal doctor, Joe Rogan.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I need evidence. This one is too much... I'll be back after I look around the internet.

Edit: Wow. Just wow. I just... What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Proof (warning, it's a Twitter link).

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[–] EatYouWell 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's basically JP from Grandma's Boy.

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[–] Riccosuave 110 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

XxEdgeLord69420xX

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey man, his son has nothing to do with this!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Man edging has a real different meaning these days huh ;)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

2003: "You're so edgy 🙄" 2023: "You're so edgy 🥵"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Man, nothing escapes global warming

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ever since I saw this photo I couldn’t take the dude seriously.

The utter irony

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 72 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking Christ on a bicycle what a fucking cringelord

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[+] ToeNailClippings 67 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (7 children)

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This meme makes a good point, he's so fucking cringe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

Man I hope I never end up super rich or famous because I was a loser in my youth and I don't want anyone digging that shit up lol

[–] treesquid 56 points 10 months ago

It helps to not be a loser right now. Elon is in his 50s and still acts like a childish, insecure douchebag. The fact that you are able to acknowledge your previous loserdom makes you already less lame than Elon. No amount of money can make him cool because he completely refuses to ever work on himself.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 10 months ago

This was from Tuesday (the comment). A 52 year old man posted that, though I use the word "man" loosely here...

[–] petersr 12 points 10 months ago

I think you might be in luck.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Every time I think Musk has written his stupidest Tweet he goes and proves me wrong. It's honestly impressive.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago

It was funny for a while, but I'd really like him to hit rock bottom. The guy has a lot of power, and this is really kinda worrying me now.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Skilled with a katana due to extensive training in mother's basement

[–] banneryear1868 26 points 10 months ago

While you were partying, I studied the blade

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Do we... do we call him Emon now?

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (10 children)

What the hell happened to that man?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Daddy didn't give affection, and the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

My theory is too much blow and huffing his own farts to the point where his brain has turned to mush.

[–] Mr_Blott 12 points 10 months ago

South Africa

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Bro, he literally transformed a company and social app in his personal edgy microblog called X

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for Elmo Vs Zuck.

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[–] Yamainwitch 27 points 10 months ago

Whoa whoa whoa nearly cut myself on that edge. Seriously, I cackled so hard I frightened the cat. NWBTCW bby.

[–] Ryan213 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

[annoying JP voice] I hate your face.

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[+] the_q 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Emo Musk

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

I'll take "THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY" for 1,000, Alex.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

So if you have to be 13+ to even sign up for Twitter why would they let him be the CEO?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The main difference is that this one has the money to do a much bigger Columbine.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Plus, he's got massive influence on his fanboys who worship his every move

[–] ManOMorphos 17 points 10 months ago

If you gotta say it out loud, it probably isn't true.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that's an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he's actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we're asking "Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? -- Sha-mona"

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