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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

while I'd like to think I'd turn down Elongated Muskrat on principle, the reality is that he probably can afford me.

decide amongst yourselves which I'm actually talking about.

[–] ickplant 7 points 10 months ago

As much as I'd like to pretend I'd be above it, ensuring a future for myself and my children would be a priority. Now excuse me while I go brush my teeth cause I just puked in my mouth a little.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I don't like it, but you're right. I probably would sell him a hat.

[–] DogMom 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I so need this on a sweatshirt!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I might have to fire up the 'ol cricut and make this.

[–] ickplant 3 points 10 months ago

That would be sweet, actually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

doesn't this assume that it has a price even if it's too high

is all sex prostitution?

[–] ickplant 8 points 10 months ago

“Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?"

Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... "

Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?"

Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!"

Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.”