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[–] superduperenigma 265 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Leave it to big tech to introduce the same exact product with less features while they gaslight you into believing it's a shiny new product that you should be excited about.

[–] [email protected] 81 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Give it a year after people has gotten used to it and forgot how it was. They'll sell it back to you as a premium feature.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Big tech is about big money, it has less and less to do with tech

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[–] lostme 214 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Pro tip: if you replace "shorts/" with a "watch?v=" in the URL of a YouTube shorts video, you can watch it like a normal video.

Another pro tip: if you replace the entire URL to "https://www.who.int/health-topics/mental-health", you can learn about mental health, which is an essential piece of knowledge in the case you watch YouTube shorts.

[–] Zekas 25 points 10 months ago

And if you've accepted the decline, I believe replacing "shorts" with "v" is enough.

[–] Fades 12 points 10 months ago (10 children)

I use an extension that auto opens any stupid short in full video version.

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[–] [email protected] 186 points 10 months ago (11 children)

YouTube is the worst with this, because they've even gone so far as to convert older videos under 1 minute to shorts. They weren't uploaded as shorts, but now congratulations you can't scrub through the video or share a timestamped link anymore.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (6 children)

I think there's client sided stuff to do to solve that still, I'm 90% sure on my pc shorts open as normal videos due to an add-on I added a long time ago (the most popular for modding the look and feel of it, someone definitely can add it because I'm out of the house)

EDIT: Someone who deleted their comment (saw the notification that stayed) got it right, it was Enhancer for YouTube. It's the bees' knees, very recommended for everything (except adblock, for that get uBlock origin)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I think it's called YouTube shorts block

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[–] carl_the_grackle 19 points 10 months ago (3 children)

If you pause the video you can scrub by dragging the end of the bar. It's terrible UX but it's technically possible

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[–] bigdog_00 15 points 10 months ago

You can scrub shorts on mobile (might have to pause it first), but not desktop for some reason...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

It's annoying, but you can covert the garbage at the end of like the youtube.com/shorts/afaftxsdds to youtube.com/watch?v=afaftxsdds and it'll behave and be able to be interacted with like a normal video.

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[–] Anonymousllama 101 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Perfect example of continual enshitification, there's no reason even a 15s "short" or other quick media couldn't have video controls, it's just intentional because some dogshit behavioural phycologist they've paid said that's the best way to coerce more engagement.

[–] Death_Equity 55 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Behaviour psychologists should have a morality clause in their oath.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Behavioral psychologists working for TikTok, Instagram and the likes are like physical doctors working for McDonald's to make their junk food more addictive while blindly accepting that it will become even more unhealthy.

What a miserable waste of workforce.

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[–] [email protected] 90 points 10 months ago (7 children)

The best days of the internet are behind us.

[–] RaoulDook 15 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Yep when everybody got smartphones it let all the dumb people on the internet who couldn't use computers.

Then the portrait video orientation became the dumbass default video mode, even when the majority of videos would look 9000% better in proper landscape orientation. It all comes back to narcissism - people filming their own face and body in portrait mode because they think people need to see their face talking about every asinine opinion they think needs to be shared for attention-getting purposes.

Tiktok is the perfect example of everything wrong with it all now.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I also hate players where the overlay doesn't go away. My girlfriend still watches videos on Facebook sometimes, and when she sends them to me, it always drives me crazy. You can't see like 30% of the video, often the part of the screen where the captions are

[–] Witchfire 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Instagram reels and TikTok are the worst for this. Half the screen is useless shit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tbf a lot of the actual content is useless shit too

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[–] Poem_for_your_sprog 61 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?

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[–] [email protected] 59 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It's designed to keep you rewatching until you get the info you want or give up and keep scrolling. Eroding your attention span in the process.

TikTok is an evil platform that I will never use till the day I die. Don't @ me

[–] zepheriths 21 points 10 months ago
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[–] celeste 49 points 10 months ago (11 children)

VLC Media player is still the best way to watch a video.

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[–] Furbag 40 points 10 months ago

If the site that hosts the video you want me to watch doesn't have an audio slider, I won't fucking watch it.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago

I firmly believe videos without controls are just gifs with sound.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

TikTok has controls now actually.

There's a scrollbar, playback speed, PIP mode, zoom, captions, and you can remove the Like, Comment, Share buttons as well (they call it Clear Display mode). Videos with different aspect ratios can also be put in landscape mode for better viewing.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Hopefully that means all the trend chasers trying to copy tiktok will copy that too.

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[–] unreasonabro 28 points 10 months ago

if they had their way they'd glue you to your seat, staple your eyes open, pin your arms down and play endless ads at you, purchasing on your behalf (with your credit card, of course) every time you watched one. Your ability to choose interferes with their business, which is sodomizing you and your family's wallets.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Can we standardized the PornHub video player already?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

PornHub is going to rebrand and take over the video streaming market, watch.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago

GET OUT HERE AND WATCH YOUR FAKE PODCAST HIGHLIGHTS

[–] dangblingus 19 points 10 months ago

You get to an age where new shit doesn't seem like a good way to spend time. TF anyone wants to watch a stupid tiktok hand dance video for is beyond me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some DVDs to alphabetize. I'm going to be watching some sick special features for Blade Runner while idiots wave their hands around to chipmunkified "oh no" song for internet points. I don't know who's winning.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (9 children)

YT Shorts, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook Reels... These are things I just don't bother watching.

The only reason social media companies took the controls away is because they know the videos being uploaded are shit but they want you to watch the whole thing for engagement. So they take away the controls to force that engagement. Go fuck yourself.

Also people who upload using these services - especially Shorts and Reels when other options exist on the same damn platform - are literally worse than Hitler.

[–] Emerald 10 points 10 months ago

Comparing video uploaders to genocidal dictators is a bit much. Especially when you can just use yt-dlp and watch the video in a media player instead

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Why are there so many people in the comments staning YouTube?

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[–] Konstant 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Installed an extension to be able to see forward and back and change the volume. Volume is another one in a bad direction

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is what I hate about shorts... I can't skip to the relevant part if I kiss something before it loops

[–] kameecoding 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

you made a typo mate, i think you meant to write "poops" not "loops"

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[–] Cris_Color 16 points 10 months ago (7 children)

YouTube shorts do have controls, you can scrub through the video with the progress bar along the bottom edge of the screen? Unless they're getting rid of it.

It doesn't super matter to me, I try really hard to avoid short form content. My attention span is bad enough as-is

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It used to not work like that when shorts first came out, there wasn't even a bottom bar iirc this must be an old meme

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[–] mathterdark 11 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.

Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.

[–] Evotech 15 points 10 months ago

Doesn't work on desktop

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