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[–] FlyingSquid 94 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Come on. How could that be a sin?

[–] BambiDiego 72 points 11 months ago

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think that's like, in the Beatitudes, or something.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 1 points 11 months ago

I've still got to listen to their "new" song.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 11 months ago

Wah-llelujah

[–] CoolBeance 72 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi's hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.

[–] RIP_Cheems 4 points 11 months ago

Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

[–] [email protected] 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"You do you, bro 👍"


Jesus probably

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

[–] TheGiantKorean 31 points 11 months ago

Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

[–] FlyingSquid 35 points 11 months ago

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Sanyanov 20 points 11 months ago

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

[–] ohlaph 19 points 11 months ago

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

[–] half_built_pyramids 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] Rhynoplaz 12 points 11 months ago

Hot as hell. That's what.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Don't play dumb yeezy boy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (8 children)

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

[–] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

[–] KillerTofu 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[–] Ambiorickx 9 points 11 months ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

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[–] SonnyVabitch 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

*sigh*

*unzip*

Can't let his sacrifice be in vain..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm always happy to assist.

[–] EvilEyedPanda 1 points 11 months ago

Cum onto me my children....

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