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Wooden spoon (lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] TimeNaan 143 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly this should be a community.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato 9 points 11 months ago

A of birth community

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago
[–] Mr_Fish 75 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

Me too thanks, pass the jam pls

[–] Diprount_Tomato 60 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The bond's name. James name

[–] amotio 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PowerGloveSoBad 9 points 11 months ago

But not me for

[–] ladicius 45 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, I didn't know. And I still don't.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

You do know, you just don't know that you do.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But boiling spoon pot water drip pot spoon water boiling???

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think it's saying the wood water pot spills spoon steam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh, steam, duh. Do I ever foolish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

It's okay. Many pots steam spoon water.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago (1 children)

omg thank you, I've been doin this wrong my whole life

[–] SuckMyWang 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That’s embarrassing

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You should have used AI - this unfortunately sounds like it was written by a human.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

A human having a stroke...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A markov chain could be considered a kind of AI

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

person man woman camera tv

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think you a word somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

It word seems missing from the it's there for the rest of the day so far so good for it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

come again 🤨

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This doesn’t work. (The prevention of boiling over, the steaming of the wood really does work great)

As soon as the spoon gets wet enough from the boiling over liquid the surface tension of the liquid is unaffected by the spoon and it will boil right over. Might give you a few seconds extra to catch it, but that’s about it.

Source: me. Tried this silly trick and ended up with a wet stovetop. Right up there with the other useless kitchen hacks like the hole in the pot being meant as a stir spoon holder. No, it’s not. It’s just a hole that some “life hacker” stuck a spoon in and told everyone that this is what it was for to get clicks.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You don't know what you're talking about. I've been pot boiling wooden spoon for ages now and I always steam pot spoon stoping the water

[–] RememberTheApollo_ 4 points 11 months ago

No, no.. I agree with the part spoon steam, not the over steam boil part.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If you think that's silly then you should see all the people praising a woman for putting an ice cube in a pot to the same effect.

Sure it stopped the water from boiling over, it also stopped the water boiling at all.

[–] postmateDumbass 4 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Lots of pot here.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This must be the pot talking.

[–] Broodjefissa 5 points 11 months ago

I think rather the spoon steam wood

[–] justlookingfordragon 10 points 11 months ago

Quick, someone call a Bondulance!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

Ohh man, when the pots water spoon steams 🤌🤌🤌 amazeg

[–] jastyty 10 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Gee, that's good to know. Thanks!

[–] PeterPoopshit 6 points 11 months ago

Didn't work. I followed the instructions carefully and now my dick is stuck in the ceiling fan. Maybe it matters what type of wood the spoon is made out of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I see youve met my wife. I don't know how many times I've found our wooden spoons blackened and charred after she stirs shit then leaves it resting on the rim of the skillet rather than utensil spoon right next to the oven on the counter...

[–] postmateDumbass 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I too have burned water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Spoon wood pot boiling water spoon pot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yes but why though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of our hot eat the food?