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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm certain that they don't know the real answer, it's five! EDIT: wow thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

[–] Anti_Weeb_Penguin 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Someone posted this on TikTok and all the comments said: "but it's 6" 💀💀💀

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm so pissed right now my keyboard doesn't have a head banging against a wall emoji.

[–] Little8Lost 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

have this instead:
ಥ_ಥ
ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
and
(⁠ノ⁠ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻ ┻⁠━⁠┻⁠︵⁠└⁠(⁠՞⁠▽⁠՞⁠ ⁠└⁠)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you kind stranger 👍.

[–] Little8Lost 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and here is a full version of a tableflipstory i found somewhere:
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
FLIP THAT TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ)
FLIP THIS TABLE.

┻━┻ ︵ \('0')// ︵ ┻━┻
FLIP ALL THE TABLES

ಠಠ Son...

ಠ_ಠ Put.

ಠಠ The tables.

ಠ__ಠ Back.

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Lemmy 0.18 supports custom emojis now. Maybe you'll be able to convince your instance admin to add one.

[–] Iron_Lynx 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My instance admin is the one from lemmy.world. I hope this instance updates soon, it's a bit of a bad look for a fediverse service if its biggest instance is running an older version of the software...

EDIT: So I found out why lemmy.world remains on an older version. Turns out there's some systems in 0.17.4 that limit bot signups, that are not present in 0.18. So until that limiter's put in place, this instance remains on an older version.

Where I found that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I bet they're gifs, like on forums, use custom codes for each of them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

"You don't know the POWER!" — Darth Vader

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So being wrong is an opinion now? Maybe I should start handing out participation awards.

[–] Little8Lost 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yesterday i talked to a guy who is convinced that unix is a programming language and not an operating system. To top it he told he worked with it

[–] zbynaCool 6 points 1 year ago

Wow imagine not knowing about the unix programming language.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There was a programming language that used Windows Folder to write code. Maybe he uses something similar on an Unix like Os.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

One of the reasons why people is in quotes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I bet someone knows an arithmetic topology where this is true.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just redefine how you write multiplication

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Actually, (sorry for that beginning) if we assume that these numbers are elements of the additive group of the integers (ℤ,+), some people define z^n for z∈ℤ and n∈ℕ as z+z+...+z}n-times

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

In mod 3 they're all 0.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] gornar 6 points 1 year ago

This is amazing, and now my go-to answer. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Excuse me, this is clearly thirty^two^.

[–] Cruxifux 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How I feel when I talk to libs and right wingers who think listening to podcasts and watching corporate news makes them informed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

They are... but the info is wrong unfortunatelly.

[–] rbhfd 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So where do you get your news?

[–] Cruxifux -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And see this is the point right here. Current events without any knowledge of history of political science breeds idiocy.

If you want an informed opinion, read books about it.

Then maybe I’ll respect your opinion on current events.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can read books all you want, but a book written last year won’t tell you anything about, say, a shoddily built recreational submersible that just imploded near the Titanic. But you wouldn’t know since you only use books for getting your opinions on current events. Nothing against books at all, they’re good stuff. But they lag behind current events due to very obvious reasons.

[–] Cruxifux -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spoken like someone who only reads books with wizards in them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

I like those, too, but that’s besides the point.

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