Dark joke. Fortunately not dark enough for the dad to beat it to death.
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2023
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God damn, thank you for making a joke even darker than my own
This joke is so dark, a cop just pulled it over on suspicion of canvasing burglary sites.
His mom could probably help out with his project on domestic abuse.
[ Children's screams have been removed ]
I laughed, and then felt bad about it.
Cold as ice
unwilling to sacrifice, our kids
No, fake news!
He was too busy beating minorities as a warm up to beating his wife and kids.
Lol savage
This savagery bestows upon me catharsis.
Lol
FTP
what does this mean, I know two meanings for FTP and neither of them fit
File Transfer Protocol
yeah I was thinking it was either that or FreeToPlay
Foil twisted pair- they're bragging that about how they're transmitting their feelings of enjoyment through the stability of twisted stranded copper cabling.
thank you internet person
Fuck the police
You could tempt him outside with the veterinarian’s clientele.
You know why the kid has a dad?
Why?