this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2023
182 points (91.4% liked)

> Greentext

7478 readers
11 users here now

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
[email protected]
182
Anon has German friends (0.vern.cc)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
27 comments fedilink hide all child comments
 
all 28 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I don’t know what is worse. Your username or this fake german in the greentext.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Am german, can confirm. It's called Scheissenhaufenqualitaetskontrollendabnahme.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you are German, but switch ä for ae?
Sus.
DO IT! DO AN Ä!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Regionally, its just a yearly thing. It falls on the same Day as Gliedinspektionstag in School.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gliedinspektionstag is only in anti-trans-communities in the US I thought? Or... did you visit a Catholic school?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone watched too much German porn.

[–] SonnyVabitch 1 points 1 year ago

Ja! Gut! Schneller! Schneller!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Fuck /u/spez

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Translation? I'm too lazy to type it all into Google.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's bad german for: we have to make a shit. Probably meaning: i have to take a shit. The others say: let's look at the shit, followed by: that's a good shit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just with horrible grammar, so a translator would not help much I guess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Too lazy to translate

[–] YoungPrinceAmmon -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a green text dude, what do you expect?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I didn't expect anything, but I did get a translation from some top tier guy, so 🤷

[–] Eheran 3 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, what the hell