Some info, that's interesting and helps balance this blatant advertisement. Tony's was started by Dutch television maker Teun van der Keuken. He worked on a program that exposes products for their production methods and false marketing and so on. They stumbled onto the slavery that's part of the cacao industry. He asked to be arrested for eating chocolate, and in doing so enabling slave labor, but he wasn't. He started out Tony's Chocolonely to attempt to change the chocolate industry. He's not part of the company anymore. He has concluded the mission has failed, and is very critical of his former company, saying they've lost sight of the aim: slave-free chocolate.
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Damn that's just an ad. There is no escape
Neato advertisement!
Products looks like shit.
I see Saddam Hussein in the bottom left there. The meme know no bounds!
It's also why I no longer buy it. It's a PITA to eat.
If they paid the farmers more they could just make regular shaped chocolate
They cut out the white chocolate south and milk chocolate north.
They literally do, and their chocolate is a little more expensive because of it
But they're not Hershey or Cadbury (whoever owns them, forget the name rn), or even close to them in size, so they can't just fix the industry all on their own
Cadbury (whoever owns them, forget the name rn),
Kraft, now called Mondelez
Also Mars is the largest confectionery brand
Ok, I was actually pretty sure Mondelez was the name but was too lazy to google it
And I almost said mars instead of Hershey, then mistakenly thought Hershey's owns Mars when I know Mondelez owns Hershey and so I basically listed them twice
Don't Lemmy right after you wake up, kids, you'll look silly
Fuck Nestle
I'm a simple man. I see "Nestle" and my rage knows no bounds.
Oh yeah they do chocolate too
Fuck Nestlé, I try to forget they exist and buy anyone else's shit
I think that is exactly why this company was founded.
Fait point, but it's a statement about the industry as a whole, not their own production. Even if they were to distribute profits evenly over the entire production chain of their products (which I agree they probably don't), the industry as a whole would still have this problem.
And miss out on this marketing opportunity? Lol don't be ridiculous.
Maybe they should spend less money on a fancy mold for their chocolate and more on better sourced cocoa beans with less lead in them: https://www.consumerreports.org/health/food-safety/lead-and-cadmium-in-dark-chocolate-a8480295550/
Sure, gram for gram, Tony's has 34% more lead than California would like, but their chocolate is still sold in the state.
To add to what @[email protected] pointed out, the Mast bar is 70g for $8, while Tony's bar is 180g for $6.
Gram for gram, Mast is more than triple the price.
There is absolutely no difference in price between the two - i.e. a "fancy" one like this and a regular one. Both will most likely be made by machining a block of graphite and using EDM to make the actual mold. The difference in machining time wouldn't cost more than $200 or so
Wow, techno music is so versatile.
Do you also find it hilarious to use the word techno whenever somebody mentions EDM?
One time this dude who is maybe a little autistic, possibly very autistic, made this super detailed post about all the different genres of electronic dance music. If you know anything about it, you know there's some hyper-specific sub genres out there, and this dude took the time to not only list them all out, but verbally describe what made a piece of music fit into one genre versus all the others.
Obviously I replied with something like "Man, I love techno."
To be honest, this is the first time I've had the opportunity to do so.
Am I the only one that thinks its ridiculous to eat an ounce of chocolate a day?
you're right, you need at least 7 a day to keep diabetes at bay!
Thanks for the advertisement?
Too bad about all the lead in them. They're not as bad as some brands, though.
Holy shit that article has, like, every decent chocolate bar.
I know right. I'm sticking to cigarettes.
The lead and cadmium are in there on purpose, to enhance taste. Have you ever had chocolate without lead and cadmium? It tastes nasty