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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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It would be far more consistent with the pronunciation of other similar words.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

may i...inquire... why you believe this?

[–] foggy 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A choir is a chorus of singers.

It comes from the Greek root khoros.

Although it comes from the old French word, quer, its roots are more in the present spelling.

[–] Lennny 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Quer, not to be confused with those that make up a choir, queers.

[–] foggy 2 points 13 hours ago

And see, this it's why it's choir.

[–] half_built_pyramids 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks to dwarf fortress I know a quire is a medieval folded paper book

[–] RebekahWSD 2 points 16 hours ago

By the time I got paper things going, everyone was dying to were creatures. Did make soap though, if only that could clean bite wounds enough, alas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I'm more partial to an entirely new alphabet,

F/f - For

U/u - Oopse

U̇/u̇ - Up

Uṙ/uṙ - Nurse

Uı/uı - I

UE/ᵫ - Book

Þ/þ - Thanks

Ð/ð - The

O/o - Oh

Ȯ/ȯ - On

Ou/ou - Out

Ouṙ/ouṙ - our

Oṙ/oṙ - Or

Oı/oı - Oil

Œ/œ - "Oh" isolate

Œṙ/œṙ - "oer the ramparts we watched"

Œı/œı - owing vs boing

Ṙ/ṙ - Earth

R/r - Read

K/k - Court

C/c - She

Q/q - Quick

G/g - Go

Gq/gq - Gwen

Gx/gx - Ghurfa

V/v - Of

W/w - With

H/h - He

X/x - loch

N/n - Negation

Ny/ny - ñapa

I/ı - Eat

Iṙ/ıṙ - Ear

Y/y - You

İ/i- In

P/p - Park

S/ſ - So

Z/z - Is

T/t - To

Tc/tc - Check

B/b - Be

E/e - Elder

Ė/ė - A

Eı/eı - Acre

Eıṙ/eıṙ - Air

M/m - Me

L/l - Like

Ŋ/ŋ - Ring

D/d - Do

Dj/dj - Jacket

A/a - All

Au/au - Awe

Aṙ/aṙ - Are

Aı/aı - Sky

Aıṙ/aıṙ - Ire

Æ/æ - And

J/j - Genre

Eklızıæstiku̇s, 34:18-21

Humevṙ givz æz tceıritı, gᵫdz ðeı hæv teıkin buı foṙs oṙ buı disȯnistı, ðeıṙ doneıcėnz aṙ ȯbsın; ðeıṙ gifts aṙ ė ceımfėl mȯkṙı v djenṙȯsitı.

Benevolens ditests tceıritı givin buı blu̇dı hændz; no ėmount n'oṙ vælyu given buı su̇tc sṙvz t ėpız ð huıest.

Humevṙ teıks wėt litėl filz ð stoṙz v ð disfoṙtcund, ðei d ð seım æz wu̇n hu mṙdṙz ð tcuıld bifoṙ ðeıṙ peırent's uız.

Đ fᵫd v ð disfoṙtcund z ðeıṙ luıfblu̇d, ænd humevṙ difrȯdz ðem v it, ðeıṙ hændz aŗ steınd red; al ð seim æz eni mṙdṙṙ oṙ brut v difrint mınz.

Levitiku̇ſ, 19:33-34

Wen ė forinṙ livz ėmėŋgſt Y, i yoṙ kėntcrı, dn miſtcrıt ðem.  Ðiſ pṙsėn livıŋ ėmėŋgſt Y mu̇ſt b tcrıtėd æz yoṙ on. Lu̇v æ d u̇ntu yoṙ neıbṙ æz Y wᵫd yoṙſelf.

R fully becomes a semi vowel same as U to W or I to Y, several grammar words get Shavian style abbreviations for brevity, and where french has accents, spanish has the ñ, and german has umlauts, the expanded english vowels have single dots the way lower case i already does.

[–] Donebrach 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is awful and you need to stop right now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Qit haṙcıŋ muı tcil bro.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mate just use IPA, at that point.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IPA is less readable, also this is an orthographic alphabet, the true letter count is much smaller, and it actually gets even smaller if you use the "sloppy" version, which is basically just grabbing an Alphabet language Gboard for þ ð ŋ and ſ, using ue oe and ae as needed, and using u o i e a as you would their dotted (or undotted in i's case) counterparts and just hoping context makes clear what the literal text doesn't necessarily.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You designed this for GBoard?

That explains it, I guess...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Would you believe me if I told you that the dot letters were actually what made up the majority of what isn't in the keyboard normally?

[–] InverseParallax 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Went through the whole thing expecting to speak German, was very disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean English is a germanic language, not too surprising how german phonemic spelling would look considering how much of our fucked up current system is owed to trying to make loan words consistent with their language of origin.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
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[–] ulkesh 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why not just start pronouncing it shwar instead?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

That's also a possibility

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Or kor like in german

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] whotookkarl 2 points 13 hours ago

Curious the query as curiass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Or in Shavian, 𐑒𐑢𐑲𐑼

[–] halfapage 2 points 1 day ago

I read quire as quire.

[–] vinnymac 3 points 1 day ago

But why not Quoir so everyone is slightly uncomfortable when reading it?