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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Im totally going to help and definitely not shoot that f̶u̶n̶ ̶r̶e̶g̶u̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶o̶f̶f̶i̶c̶e̶r̶ ATF agent :3

[–] OldManBOMBIN 3 points 3 hours ago

Here, trade me

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

To be perfect, this meme would need a "Flowers By Irene"-esque breakout of ATF.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 10 hours ago

"All These Flowers!"

[–] Taalnazi 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

ass go brrt

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Me, explaining to her why cutting down a shotgun is not a good idea as part of a robust a self defense posture, given the history of the technique, the resulting ergonomics, and the wide availability of superior compact self defense items. She is very receptive to my lecture and has agreed to a second date.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

why wouldn't a sawed off shotgun be a good addition to my arsenal?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It depends on if your trenches are infested with Germans or not, though I would still argue that there are more effective first line solutions to that problem which do not spook ATF-chan.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 8 hours ago

the wide availability of superior compact self defense items

I'm guessing

[–] OldManBOMBIN 58 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You do it with ![](Link goes here). Optionally, you can also put alt text in by putting it between the square brackets.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 14 points 1 day ago

I actually liked your comment, I'm just awkward and I like the baby meme.

[–] tourist 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

Do this daily and you won't have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 5 hours ago

when bae sees the shotty

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is basically the anime adaptation of Ruby Ridge

[–] OldManBOMBIN 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that the anime from CockBite?

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess I should say "wasn't that," and "from former production company, CockBite"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Ruby Ridge was a real life event where the ATF set up and pretextually attacked a family in Idaho

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Nah I know; I was just referencing RWBY, from RoosterTeeth (which was chosen as the name because they couldn't call it CockBite)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Ah ok, I'm totally ignorant and haven't seen that

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 5 hours ago

btw, here is a link to season 1 on yt with no tracker, if you're interested, or for anyone else who may be. The first couple seasons are really good, if you can deal with a little bit of finding the groove. Unfortunately, the creator passed away in a freak surgical accident; many fans feel the quality of the show dropped at that point, obviously, but it ran for several more seasons.

If you're into weapons that were inspired by Final Fantasy 7 and Steel, and human-animal homunculusses, you'll be ok.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 6 hours ago

It would be easy to miss. They were a big part of my life for several years, but the world is large.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Holy fuckin' shit there's a big spider on your screen

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 3 hours ago

Spooky ooooo

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🤷🏻‍♂️ Internet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN 1 points 5 hours ago

bitch don't kill my vibe