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[–] [email protected] 1 points 16 hours ago

I'd smash both of those right now

[–] synapse1278 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not sure if this is a 9yo making food alone at home, or a straight up food crime.

[–] Maggoty 8 points 2 days ago

I'm honestly surprised they cooked the hot dog or didn't replace it. It just gets worse at every level.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There’s a disturbing amount of thought put into that monstrosity.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Knowing the US, there's a restaurant somewhere with ten metre high lettering proudly proclaiming "Home of the world famous wineeoli!"

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox 4 points 2 days ago

Weenioli weenioli don't lewd the dragon loli.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really didn't want to taste vomit in the back of my throat today, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Still better than whatever that abomination is.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Top it with some grated/melted cheese and it's good to go.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think that's melted cheese beneath the dogs so no need. It's kinda genius as this way it binds it all together and stops the bread getting soggy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Noticing the cheese is what made me realize whoever did it, did it with some thought behind it and that's a little scary. XD

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh you're right! It looks uh.. different than what I'd expect melted cheese to be so I thought it was the bread being discoloured from sauce.

[–] NormalPerson 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like Craft singles, probably been sitting for a bit after being melted from the looks of it.

[–] n0clue 2 points 1 day ago

Craft singles

That explains it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Sloppy joe from Wish

[–] ummthatguy 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Slather it in mayo and get back to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

That sombitch needs some ice cream sprinkles

[–] Magister 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh shit I have to try this

[–] ThePyroPython 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

And the Americans give us shit for our food, the fuck is this? America, explain!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 2 points 1 day ago

America was drunk

[–] Stovetop 14 points 2 days ago

True art does not require an explanation.

[–] krashmo 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

If you're part of the beans on toast clan then you can still shush it. This is 10x the flavor of that survival ration. You would be lucky to have this masterpiece grace your mouth with its juices.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

This is basically beans and sausages on toast

[–] MrMxyztplk 1 points 2 days ago

Chef Boyardee juices really get my engine going.

[–] Daxelman 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

it's a taco. next question

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Fractal sandwich

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

American hot dog, or weenie,

[–] wjrii 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This pales in comparison to cheesy blasters.

[–] ettyblatant 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks, Meat Cat!

[–] davidagain 1 points 2 days ago

I read the title and became a lot confused. It doesn't help that the US calls those weiners.

[–] stupidcasey 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The day you realize you’re girl is two Timing with Chef Boyardee and Oscar Mayer at the same time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

the day you realize you're girl

oh my gosssssh

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You have my attention