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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

i wake up at noon to be conscious when i go back to work for the graveyard shift

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Oh fuxk This is me

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You are a person.

I am a different person.

We are not the same.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

Oh hey, I made a haiku.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

oh! now we must fight

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I go to bed at 6am because I'm not tired yet because I slept for 14 hours yesterday because I went to bed at 6am the day before that...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Same. This has been the story of my entire adult life and It's so frustrating in it's own right.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Pretty fitting username for this post lol.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

We are not the same

and both tired as fuck.

Seriously, why am I as tired after 14 hours of sleep as if I slept for 6 hours?

[–] turbowafflz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I woke up at noon because I tried to drive for 12 hours on 4 hours of sleep a couple days ago and then had to get up early every day until today. Don't do that it turns out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I'm both of these

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Good thing about my [email protected] is that I don't have to adher to society's waking hours anymore.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I'm with you, but not enjoying it

[–] over_clox 5 points 2 days ago

Wait, you people sleep?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I do both and I'm not.
(Not 'not the same', Im just not, I doubt my existence, especially when thoughts get inherent)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Big secret: none of us are the same.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Let me preach you the gospel of sleeping twice a day for 4-5 hours. I used to have a real slump around (after)noon to the point that i would fall asleep sitting in a chair, naturally resulting in back/neck pain. Now i just take a nice long nap whenever i feel like it, waking up to a refreshed mind.

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I think I would need extremely heavy sedatives to even sleep 12 hours. How the fuck?

[–] hakunawazo 1 points 1 day ago

Sleep apnoe, depression, side effects of medicine and so on.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, that's easy, friend. Have you tried a big heaping dose of depression? That's how I used to accomplish such feats.

[–] TrickDacy 3 points 2 days ago

I indeed have. 8-9 hours is a struggle for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I sleep for 12 hours and feel like I haven’t slept at all. Same if it’s 6 or 8-9. Just book an appointment with a sleep neurologist. 🀞

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, if you don't sleep for 2/3 days, that comes naturally

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't ever gone more than about 28 hours without sleep. My body just won't stand for that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Tbh, I'm kinda too old for that now as well. A few years ago, tho, when winxp sources were leaked, I've spent 2 days trying to build it (rather unsuccessfully, unfortunately) accompanied by 5/6 energy drinks. Tho I might've fallen asleep for an hour or so here and there while looking at build logs, I don't really remember

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It’s called being nocturnal!