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submitted 2 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm always cleaning up murder scenes... they all say that they want the gore gone.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That took a while. Thank you, I love the puns!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Once I read it aloud it clicked for me

Puns are the best

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Now I get “gore gon”, sounding like “gorgon”

What is the first one? I still don't get it.

[–] tpyo 8 points 2 days ago

"petrifying gaze"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Petrifying gaze

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Okay that's great!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The snake boots are fucking wild dude. I love it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

If snakes are her hair, does that mean she essentially has Hobbit feet?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I am the one who snoots.

[–] Anticorp 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The tongues on her feet are cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I am the one who snocks.

[–] cryptiod137 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh no

[–] Anticorp 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just got turned to stone. Didn’t I?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Rock hard, baby!