Nobody will ever be able to convince me that Dutch is a serious language developed by people who weren't just trying to troll both English and German speakers.
this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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On the one hand: this is not Dutch. On the other hand: yes.
It's not? Could've fooled Google Translate.
Some of the words are Dutch, yes. But not those
I mean, that's basically saying that someone who uses slang isn't speaking their native language. Poopensharten and cuckstoel might not be explicitly Dutch, but they're Dutch-ish in an otherwise Dutch sentence.
Those words are not Dutch and neither is the grammar of the sentence, if you accept those words as real. Poopensharten is not Dutch-like, our words are not constructed like that and the phonemes are wrong for the language. I’m guessing it’s an American slang term. The sentence is pseudo-Dutch, and that’s what makes it funny, even to native Dutch speakers.
"Poopensharten" has me rolling
On the cuckstool, no less. I feel sorry for his wife, her bull was so disgusted he couldn't finish.
geef me een klap papa
Ain't no way "poopensharten" is a real word 💀
Shitposting is that way --->>
NOOOOOOOO THAT SEAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE COMFIEST SEAT BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE BUTT MARK! IT WAS SO COMFY THAT SOMEONE UNLEASED THEIR BOWLS ONTO IT
A very important update indeed