this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] bcgm3 62 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago

Perhaps he knew exactly what he was doing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

Dick Armstrong

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Maybe with the shading and coloring it looks better?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The X-Wing has always been obviously modeled after a circumcised dick.

[–] beebarfbadger 1 points 1 day ago

Are you telling me that the inventor of Jizz music would intentionally hide uncouth things in his movies? I'm sorry, but that seems rather far-fetched.

What, you think I'm kidding?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] Hobbes_Dent 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

One-eye Jedi.

Edit: One-eye the Jedi anti-Tie fly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Polishing Lord Vader's helmet

Tinkering with the R2 unit

Grooming the wookie

[–] whotookkarl 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Red rocket, standing by.

[–] WhyFlip 5 points 4 days ago

Wielding the meat saber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I dunno, that shit is pretty awesome. I don't even like tattoos.