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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Apparently, the guy in question is also named Orbán, and prime minister Orbán has said that prime minister aide Orbán is talking nonsense, so there's that.

https://apnews.com/article/orban-ukraine-russia-invasion-d788a2e58bdd162a3a30532bf33e8633

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungary always has and always will defend itself against foreign attacks, Prime Minister Viktor Orbán said on Friday after one of his closest aides provoked controversy by suggesting that Hungary wouldn’t have fought against a Russian invasion as Ukraine has done.

Speaking to state radio, Orbán sought to downplay the remarks by his political director, Balázs Orbán, which stirred outrage among many in Hungary and led to calls for his resignation.

Prime Minister Orbán called the comment “an ambiguous statement, which in this context is a mistake.”

He emphasized that Hungary has “always defended itself, it will defend itself today and will continue to defend itself in the future by all possible means.”

Also, the names don't seem to stop there.

On Thursday, Hungary’s most prominent opposition figure, Péter Magyar, called for Balázs Orbán’s resignation by Oct. 23, the 68th anniversary of the revolution.

Isn't "Magyar" Hungarian for "Hungarian"?

checks Google Translate

It is.

So we've got the Hungarian opposition lead Hungarian criticizing Hungarian prime minister Orbán and calling for Hungarian prime minister Orbán's aide Orbán to resign.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Changing my name to Johnny American, I will become the global version of Florida man representing the US.

[–] slaacaa 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes, I assume very confusing for foreigners.

Maybe “big” Orbán is hoping that when the time comes, the inernational assassin accidentally shoots the other one, so he’s keeping him around.

Also, it would be very funny to have one day Peter Hungarian as the Hungarian Prime Minister.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The gangs getting back together again!
Austria-hungary! Czechslovakia! Yugoslavia! Soviet uni- ohhhhh fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah. Make Mongolia European again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you mean make Europe part of the Mongolian Steppe Empire again?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oops, my bad. I guess I'll go lie down in front of the horses with the others.

[–] slaacaa 13 points 1 week ago
[–] SlopppyEngineer 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't we just give Hungary to Russia in exchange for withdrawing from Ukraine?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Who would give away territory for the highway to allow russian tanks to get to Budapest? Unless you want to send the Hungarians back to the Urals.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's a nato?

A popular breakfast item in Japan made of fermented soy bean. ^/s^

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

what's a nato with you?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe another EU member should invade Hungary?

[–] slaacaa 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Been there, done that. No thanks”

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, when Austria conquered Hungary, the Hungarians were fighting on the Austrian side. The last meaningful war that Austria and Hungary fought, Hungary basically won, but the Austrians called in the Russians to help. European history is like Game of Thrones, but with more cocaine.

That said, the last time Hungary's leadership was not completely idiotic, the year was 1490. And even that happened by mistake, because the guy before him did a Leeroy Jenkins IRL.