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[–] SidewaysHighways 61 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

Edit: it was truly just a guess

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 4 points 1 week ago

That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.

[–] BreadOven 4 points 1 week ago

I didn't think that initially, but you're right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can't catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This is the only answer that makes sense.

[–] capt_wolf 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Pretty obvious, guys... It's "Cock Grease," it says so right on the label!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

[–] TunaCowboy 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I'm sure it confused people here in Minnesota.

[–] eager_eagle 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bitwaba 3 points 1 week ago

Don't mind if I do

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Actually love this stuff

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax

[–] Euphorazine 21 points 1 week ago

Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather

[–] Passerby6497 20 points 1 week ago

Hair product

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Num10ck 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.

[–] ZagamTheVile 12 points 1 week ago

And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.

[–] BreadOven 2 points 1 week ago

Wood glue or gelatin also works.

[–] johsny 3 points 1 week ago
[–] doingthestuff 17 points 1 week ago

Well it's clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!

[–] mechoman444 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm not googling "cock grease" thank you very much.

[–] stupidcasey 4 points 1 week ago

Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.

[–] GladiusB 3 points 1 week ago

I however, will.

Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.

[–] PixellatedDave 12 points 1 week ago

Looks like a hair product?

[–] dual_sport_dork 9 points 1 week ago

I'm going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have "Sex Wax" for that very application.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Some sort of performance improving lube?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Hair gel or protein powder.

[–] ODuffer 5 points 1 week ago

It's just like elbow grease...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

For fun and games in the cockpit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's perfect for frying your wieners in.

[–] ABCDE 2 points 1 week ago

For your jock.