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Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy Are Cellmates (www.jezebel.com)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] Almonds 60 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine being stuck in a cell with someone that won't stop talking about crypto

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Two twitter bots: One won't stop talking about crypto, the other won't stop telling you pussy is in bio.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mostly horseshit clickbait. They are both in a lower security dormitory style lockup at the same holding facility e.g. large room with a lot of bunk beds.

...Combs began living in the same unit as Bankman-Fried and sleeping in a “dormitory-style” room with a number of other defendants last week after he was arrested...

[–] cowfodder 31 points 1 week ago

[–] cheese_greater 7 points 1 week ago

Fun

[–] spankmonkey 6 points 1 week ago

That wasn't even on my 2024 bingo card!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy" yeah how about no, Kesha

[–] 474D 4 points 1 week ago

Do they sell baby oil in commissary?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Well, no question about which one is going to be the bottom