From The Onion Book of Known Knowledge.
This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.
this post was submitted on 15 Sep 2024
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Nice try CIA. We all know the squirrels are drones who charge and replace the acorns.
Since it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it's probably completely useless
No, it just goes to its extraction point! ...somehow.
When eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.
When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network
There's no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.
You can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it's less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.
Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.
Wait till you hear what ARM originally stood for
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Acorn RISC Machine
Ironically, microcontrollers with wireless small enough to fit in an acorn are likely to be ESP32-based, which doesn't use an ARM CPU.
This must be what that one cop was afraid of
I expected Saddam Hussein to hide inside.
But they won't even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak...
I fucking knew it.
first birds, now acorns? fvck, man...
Where is Saddam?
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