This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Most people have such an unexplored, unrealized, uninformed relationship with beans that I cannot really trust the father's judgement in this matter. This could be perfectly wholesome bean appreciation that he's just not equipped to understand and is needlessly pathologising.
reading allat, wish me luck
update: have finished reading allat. stay tuned for further updates!
update: i have just been informed that there will be no more updates.
I think OOP’s son is a lemmy user
Bean LYFE!
laughed out loud best post of the week so worth it. I want a follow up now!
Beans
How the fuck are you supposed to read this atrocity?
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Fuck no
That's the neat part, you don't.
NGL kidney beans do be beaning
shitty crop my good sir but thank you anyway