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[–] ummthatguy 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What of my collection of cheese wheels and sweet rolls?!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's why you have a house. Multiple, even. What are you, some strolling watchman?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Filling the floor of your house in Skyrim and then running around so it throws those rolls and cheese is my favorite thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Or all my ammo?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took me months to recover after I learned that I couldn't stick weapons to my back like refrigerator magnets.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You can stick refrigerator magnets to your back?

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 29 points 1 month ago

I thought everyone knew the covid vaccine makes you magnetic.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Only if I intend to use them as weapons.

[–] ik5pvx 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Covid vaccine

[–] makyo 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh the old ~~reddit~~ lemmy switcheroo

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[–] NewAgeOldPerson 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I ran into this T-shirt at a con recently.

[–] GladiusB 8 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you mean I can't just pause a street brawl to eat 8 bags of flour and a wheel of cheese to restore some health before continuing to fight?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

My head canon for pause menus is that time continued as normal from the npcs perspective and I just ate food so fast I broke the laws of physics

As for bread healing stab wounds well it was just really delicious bread

[–] Wrench 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Weight systems like Skyrim are pointless time sinks. They're not realistic, it just means you have to spend far too much time micromanaging your inventory as a basic game mechanic.

[–] TheLowestStone 11 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This might be my only complaint about Baldur's Gate 3. In my (extensive) dnd experience, encumberance is usually the first rule that gets thrown away for being unfun.

[–] thedirtyknapkin 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah, but they have an easy instant right click to send to camp button. it's really not a hindrance.

[–] TheLowestStone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I disagree. It's still a bunch of unnecessary menu management time, especially if you're running a low STR party. That being said, I have over 650 hours in the game so it definitely didn't ruin it for me.

[–] Crashumbc 3 points 1 month ago

The inventory management in general was clunky and pita to use for a game from 24'

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Aye, the inventory is borked. They should have used the inventory slot limitation as well as weight, just like in the real baldur's gate games!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I feel like Valheim really nailed this system. The weight restriction (along with portal restrictions) encourages building a base in a good spot and make an infrastructure of paths and canals in order to make resource harvesting easier and faster. I have spent many hours just digging out canals to allow boat transportation instead of taking 5 minute deviations. Also it encourages constructing bases in tougher locations to save time on transportation. Without the weight limit I feel like the game would lose so much of the encouragement to make awesome bases.

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[–] sicarius 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Stalker was good for this, realistic weight allowances, the more you carried the quicker your stamina went dien until you couldn't jump and then couldn't walk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Nothing a few cans of energy drink can't fix

[–] synapse1278 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Hell yeah learned a thing.

[–] mycodesucks 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're learning TOTAL nonsense...

Like that perseverance and effort lead to success and reward.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it was CS Lewis who argued that fairy tales are a less dangerous kind of fiction than real-life setting fiction. Nobody really thinks talking dogs and dragons are coming to their schools, after all. It's safe because it's not pushing unrealistic expectations about how the world works.

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[–] Mango 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Here I thought the one piece dude was ridiculous.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And how many dirt blocks you can carry

[–] Buddahriffic 2 points 1 month ago

I've got three buckets of water in my backpack!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

HL2 is the game that gave me this unrealistic standard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sniper Elite 5 enters the chat.

Pistol, smg, long gun, and pilfered mg42. The WEIGHT! and... Climbing a ladder with all that.

[–] serpineslair 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't even get me started on GTA V.

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[–] frickineh 7 points 1 month ago

I have a sword (tbh it's kind of Spanish mall ninja shit, if the mall was a factory catering to tourists who want sharp souvenirs) and it's not even that big, but it's heavy. I know how many swords I can carry and the answer is one until I get tired. Then none.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I often struggle while playing STALKER (especially Anomaly) because I feel like I should only realistically carry two guns, but here I am with an AR, a hunting rifle, a shotgun, and a sidearm.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I picked up some gel airsoft guns and have been playing steady with my kid.

Anyways I just picked up a rifle which freed up both pistols we had for one person to wield. And let me tell you, dual wielding automatic pistols not only is completely non-functional but also makes you feel like an idiot just holding them. Completely the opposite of Halo.

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[–] yamanii 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] yamanii 6 points 1 month ago

Is this why zoomers grew up with 2 guns shooters?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That is nothing compared to the fact you could place a ten full large backpacks inside one glowing knapsack on a mud and it wouldn't affect you stamina at all.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Can confirm: tried to copy barbarians from D4. Slung the two-handed mace over my back and as soon as I tried to pick up the two-handed sword I fell over. Couldn't even get to the one handers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

For me it's less swords and more single use consumables.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thinking about Dark Souls 1 having the animation for taking something out of your inventory, such as the binoculars, your dude basically pulls it out of his ass.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I mean, carrying capacity is real, just that in real life mine is very low.

[–] iAvicenna 3 points 1 month ago

omega vanitas enters the chat

"yes this piece of paper and the full body armor take up the same amount of space"

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