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[–] rustyfish 131 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would you look at that! I ate the onion!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn it, I did too. Reality is once again converging on parody.

[–] NJSpradlin 10 points 1 month ago

For half a second I freaked out, then saw the community. Ooof, this one damn near got me with the realism.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was about to go in for a nibble and then my brain was like, "it should be public domain by now."

[–] Poach 6 points 1 month ago

I didn't know, Disney could have changed the copyright law again.

[–] aeronmelon 26 points 1 month ago

A genuine laugh in the morning. I really wish it were true.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

After all, it wasn't a song for the Confederates.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Soon Jesus is going to send a cease and desists

[–] Etterra 6 points 1 month ago

This article has layers.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Guess he'll just have to start playing To Anacreon In Heaven, then.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of greats.