Memes

lick it off like a cat

This question shows that people can have differing standards of cleanliness and it's OK. Because the answer is "would you spray your arm with water only or would you use soap?" Bidets don't use soap, so with either bidet or paper you can still feel dirty until a shower, it's just what level of dirty you're willing to accept.

Hey, fellow Spuds fan. I have a similar one but it's: "If you smeared peanut butter on the outside of a watermelon but wiped it off with dry toilet paper, wouldn't you expect it to still smell like peanut butter?

I wish I could upvote this twice.

I come for the clean bum. I stay for the surprise enema.

My bidet BLASTS my bits and I love it. I’m ALWAYS bits-clean.

You need to use the valve to adjust the pressure. They're also not all the same.

I like a diesel-fired Hotsy, myself.

There are pressure and temperature regulators you’re supposed to attach with them so that you can have control over both

Edit in case you’re interested, it’s called a bidet mixing valve, and you can control temp and pressure with a single accessory which you attach to your existing plumbing. The controls for the adjustments are kept outside of the wall and look like any regular shower control for temp. They sell them in any number of stylings and finishes

Extra pressure seems to have done wonders for Wim Hof.

Everytime I travel I wonder how the godless savages live like this

i mean if your bidet doesn’t even have wifi what are you doing with your life

$20 for a bolt on unit that fits on your seat, even cheaper for a bum gun. Live your dreams

There's tops you can buy really cheap that you can put in a bottle and have a very cheap bidet. I think for many people it's a struggle to change their mind that this is also OK and it doesn't have to cost thousands of $$$