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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unironically an excellent track.

[–] cuerdo 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

But that is "dudu-dudu dun, dun-dun dun, dun-dun dun"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

No, that goes like this:

Darude - Sandstorm

  • Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

  • dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dundundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dundun dundun

  • BOOM

  • dundun dundun dundun

  • BEEP

  • dun dun dun dun dun

  • dun dun

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM

  • daddaddadadsadadadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddadadaddadadadadadadadadadadadaddadddadaddadadadd dadadadaddaddadad

  • dadadddaddadaddadadadddadadada

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nnyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

  • nnn nn nn nn nn nn n nn nnn nn nn nnn nnn nnnnnnnn

  • dddddddd ddadadadadaddadadadadadaadadadadadad

  • BOOM

  • nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM

  • BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

  • BOOM

  • nyunyunyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu nyu

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BEEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • dadadadadada

  • ddadad

  • BOOM BOOM

  • BBEP BEEP

  • BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

  • BOOM

  • (Unintellgibile)

  • ddudndundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dund

  • dododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoodo

  • DRUM DRUM DRUM

  • ddodododododoododododododododoodododododododo

  • chi chi chi chi chi chih

  • BOOOM

  • chcihcihfkdhfdisjfkla

  • dodododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododododoo

  • SCHEW

  • dododododododoodododododododododododododo

  • dadadadddudndundundudnudndundundunddunfudnundudnudnudndund

  • BOOM

  • FADE

[–] gibmiser 7 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

missing a Dun in all the first three lines, and what is the rest supposed to be?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

No, that's

Dun dundun dun dun dun dun

Dun dundun dun dundun dun dun dun

Dundundundundundundundun dundundundundundundundun

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Symphony No. 5 by Ludwig van Beethoven, obviously.

[–] disguy_ovahea 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

No, silly. That goes

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUUUN

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 15 points 1 month ago

I’m not talking about that part.

[–] CM400 5 points 1 month ago

His 5th symphony starts

DUNDUNDUN DUUUUN

Which is also dot-dot-dot-dash

Which is V in the English alphabet

Which is 5 in Roman numerals

[–] Kolonel_Kahlua 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Yo thats paralyzer by finger eleven.

[–] Jilanico 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Orbituary 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's the correct answer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Clearly the battlefield 1942 theme song

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

After listening to every other suggestion in this thread, I think this is it.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Definitely Darude - Sandstorm

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Metallica. Master of Puppets.

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah, that's

dudududadudadu dun dun dun, dudududadada dunu duna duna duna / dududadududadu dun dun dun, dudududadada duna duna duna duna duna duna / bubuDA bubudA bubudA bubudA budaaaaaaaaaa

[–] FoxyGrandpa 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holst - the planets, jupiter

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Visions of the Venture Brothers run through my head.

[–] Mango 13 points 1 month ago

Imperial March

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Daft punk robot rock

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Prisencolinensinainciusol - Adriano Celentano

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Let's start a riot Edit: whoops I get the joke now, too late guess I'm on a list gg

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mind explaining it for the thick (like me)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure thing! I thought it was the song Riot by Three Days Grace, which led me to believe the meme was prompting people to post the lyric "Let's start a riot," which could be against TOS depending on the forum, and could flag you by government agencies sweeping for keywords. But then I reread the image and now I have no clue what song it is... 🙃

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[–] Giftzwerg02 8 points 1 month ago

That song from Greenday in the Simpsons movie

(literally)

[–] WhollyGuacamole 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In The Hall of the Mountain King?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's more like

Dun dun dun dun din dun din
din dun din
din dun din
dun dun dun dun din dun din diii din dun dun dun din

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That wasn’t music anon that was me and your sister.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Could also be I am the Doctor

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Orff’s Carmina Burana

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Pirates of the Carribean Theme

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Tom's Diner.

[–] NegativeInf 5 points 1 month ago

Law and order theme.

[–] EvilMe 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

that would be

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dada dunndunn

dadadunnah

[–] RizzRustbolt 3 points 1 month ago

Swans - The Seer

[–] Buddahriffic 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Funny thing is I think I know the tune he's talking about but I have no idea what the name of the piece is or who composed it.

But it's one of the classical pieces that often gets used as background music for scenes showing fancy things. It's been on Looney Tunes, though that doesn't really help to narrow it down at all.

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[–] Pacattack57 3 points 1 month ago

Erika - Major Hans Friess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] LittleBorat3 2 points 1 month ago

It's this seventies synthie pop song by some French artist.

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