DIY bidet, DDT sprayer, or maybe a flamethrower
this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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maybe a flamethrower
For the swift shave...
Those flame throwers they use on cow udders comes to mind
The what now?
Search "flame clipping udders"
Bidet? or Bidon't?
It's a bid-HEYYYYY!!!
For a while i was thinking why are they making a toilet into a propane powered smeltry
A pressure washer would be more effective.
Yeah, I hate it when I'm done with my bidet and I still have my skin
my dad worked at a paint shop in the 80's and a new guy tried to take a drink from the commercial pressure washer on his first (and last) day. He survived but needed a lot of facial surgery. You would assume anyone would immediately see that it's not a good idea but nope!
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Now just put some kool aid in there and you have the perfect tool to wash your mouth from the taste of puke after too many drinks.
You made me puke in my mouth a little bit
Cool!
Wtf
The design is very human.
Adapt Overcome Improvise
Uncle Jasper, why does it smell like acetylene in here?
Useful to get rid of those pesky lice.