this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
417 points (95.8% liked)

Not The Onion

11973 readers
293 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from...
  2. ...credible sources, with...
  3. ...their original headlines, that...
  4. ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 226 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Khaleesi, 6, a passport was denied — with officials telling her she needed Warner Brothers’ approval because it owns the name’s trademark.

Typical capitalist brain rot.

Shouldn't they also use the same bullshit excuse when issuing an ID card? At least make the dumb rules consistent.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (3 children)

By this logic, everyone named Mickey should be paying Disney a royalty...

Wait shit retract delete delete DISNEY I DID JOT SAY ANYTHING DONT GET ANY FUCKING IDEAS NOW.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Mickey is a real name, though. It wasn't invented by Disney.

Not that their lawyers would care lmao

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Aren't they aware that the TV series is based on a book series..? If anyone owns the name it'd be George R.R. Martin...

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

They screwed up, and have admitted they screwed up. Did nobody read the article?

[–] Duamerthrax 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I got half way before the pop-ups became too much.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] Maggoty 145 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (19 children)

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside, the UK just decided that a corporation can own your name and prevent you from enjoying the rights of your citizenship.

That's pretty fucked.

Edit - Apparently they did backtrack. But it's still amazing that anyone even thought that was a thing.

[–] mechoman444 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Khaleesi is a nice name aside from the fact that I think it's a title...

Khaleesi is a title, not a name. In the fictional world of "Game of Thrones," it means "queen" in the Dothraki language and is given to the wife of a Khal, the leader of a Dothraki tribe. The character Daenerys Targaryen is often referred to as Khaleesi. - chat gpt

Ya... It's a title.

[–] radicalautonomy 35 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I've had students named Happy, Classic, Diamonds, Epiphany, Scorpio, you name it. I wouldn't even cock my head to the side with a Khaleesi on my roll sheet at this point.

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The idiocy of naming your kid Khaleesi aside

It's nice sounding as a name though, I wouldn't be in a rush to condemn someone for it. Now when it's the 5th "unique" spelling of Madison that starts to get a little ridiculous.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error.

No, they can't. That's not how copyright works. Read the damn article.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (16 replies)
[–] [email protected] 134 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The kid doesn't deserve this, but she doesn't deserve that name either.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Second of Her Name, Rightful Queen of the Bratz Dolls, The Breaker of Bedtimes...

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] MrJameGumb 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure we're going to keep hearing about people with Game of Thrones names a lot over the next few decades lol I know I've read a few articles saying that Arya and Khaleesi were the most popular girls names for a few years before the series ended

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

At least Arya is a name; Khaleesi is a title

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (8 children)

So is Christ, and therefore Christine and Christopher. Or Rex. Or Duke... Or Earl... Or Lady... Or Baron.

Bishop.

Pope.

Smith.

I'm sure there are more.

[–] herrvogel 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't care. Gonna name my firstborn Right Honourable

[–] Jerkface 15 points 2 months ago

"Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was."

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Arya is a normal name though. Khaleesi was specifically made up title for GoT.

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Badeendje 102 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why the f is a passport office concerned with a trademark. It is a name of a child.. it does not infringe.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan 14 points 2 months ago

People with the last name "Ford" in shambles

[–] RedWeasel 82 points 2 months ago (2 children)

So, they passport office is concerned that WB won't approve? ffs.

[–] MrJameGumb 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Right? Like did she have to ask WB for permission to name her kid Khaleesi? Of course not! It's a kid's name not a spin off series lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

But does that mean I can name my kid Walt Disney Company?

[–] SpaceNoodle 17 points 2 months ago

... try it out and let us know

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Sure… Walter is a regular first name, and there’s lots of people with the last name Disney. It’s from “de Ysini”, and lots of people lived and live in the Ysini region. Company is from the French compagnie, from Latin companio, where we also get companion.

So “Walter of Ysini, Friend” AKA “Walt Disney Company” is a perfectly legitimate name.

As is Michael Mouse.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The Passport Office reportedly later called Lucy to apologize for the error. While officials said they’d now be able to process little Khaleesi’s passport, Lucy said she believes the problem was only solved because she complained on social media.

Sounds like the passport office didn't understand how trademark works.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doubt the "whole office" was even involved. More likely it was one incompetent employee. We've all been there. It depends on who answers your call as to what answer you get.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] woelkchen 64 points 2 months ago (7 children)

“I never thought you could trademark a name,” she added.

I hope my son Marvel's The Amazing Spider-Man is not going to get in trouble.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is their fault for not checking the username db first. Should've tried xXx_khaleesi_xXx instead

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago (4 children)

the initial application to get her daughter, Khaleesi, 6, a passport was denied — with officials telling her she needed Warner Brothers’ approval because it owns the name’s trademark.

This is a lot dumber than I thought. Yes, Khaleesi is a stupid name but it is their official name on government papers. They're seriously telling her "your daughter can't use her legal name without permission from Warner Brothers"?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (6 children)

God help anyone with the last name McDonald!

load more comments (6 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[–] weariedfae 43 points 2 months ago (5 children)

As the article states this is bullshit and who knows what the person who denied her passport was thinking.

I've met someone whose legal name was Pepsi and she was able to get regular government documents without contacting PepsiCo.

It's unfortunate this mom had to go to a lawyer for this crap.

load more comments (5 replies)
[–] Alexstarfire 39 points 2 months ago

I don't understand why the Passport Office would have even looked.

[–] DarkCloud 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (22 children)

The name Wendy didn't exist until the book Peterpan. Every part of language is made up, even the names.

load more comments (22 replies)
[–] Xenny 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

What's wrong with passport offices? Here in the states I tried to get my passport in my teen years. I filled all the paperwork paid for it and everything when it came time to get the passport they were just like"you don't exist your social security number isn't real" and that's b******* since my mom had been literally filing taxes with that number as a dependent my entire life. The passport office said tough s*** fax me all your ID information maybe we can do something. So I literally hooked up a fax machine in 2014 and sent everything off but still nothing.

Tl;Dr US passport office told me I'm not a person and took my money anyway.

[–] Maggoty 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

A. Call your Congress critter. Part of their job is tracking stuff like this down.

B. Go check with SSA immediately. That can be a big problem later.

load more comments (3 replies)
[–] moistclump 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In case anyone else wanted to save a click, daughters name is Khaleesi and it was denied because “Warner brothers trademark”

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (7 children)

People in this thread frothing at the mouth because it's a title, not a name, must have forgotten about Caesar. And that it doesn't matter - people call their kids all kinds of weird shit.

load more comments (7 replies)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

The people involved with this bullshit should be sacked. Typical power-tripping idiots.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] xwolpertinger 20 points 2 months ago

I'm just glad the parents named her that before the last season of GOT released.

Otherwise it would be even more concerning.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Khaleesi

I fully expected her to be named "Reek".

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] cornshark 15 points 2 months ago

This doesn't make any sense. UPS has trademarked the colour brown, yet I've known people with the last name Brown who have been able to get passports.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You named your daughter after a tv/book character famous for getting naked, railed, being a bit nuts, and losing a war? I guess she OG owned some dragons for a while. Destined to be bad ass destroy all mega lizards before season 8 destroyed an entire series.

[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I feel like Game of Thrones could have had Harry Potter levels of cultural staying power if they didn't completely fuck the ending.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›