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The best athlete sponsorship (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/microblogmemes

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Link to the source: https://x.com/slothanova/status/1818681698667667720

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[–] Subverb 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Must be strong; a wheel of cheese weighs 75 pounds.

[–] HotboxedSubmersible 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They make fake ones that are plastic and hollow. I love parm.

[–] Godnroc 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is a wheel of lies!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This can't brie. You gouda be kidding me. I can't deal with cheese puns on my provolone.

Cheese puns shamelessly stolen from Jack Stauber.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 2 months ago

I hope those two sentences aren't directly related.....

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[–] TexasDrunk 7 points 2 months ago

♪ I hanker for a hunk-a, a slab a side, a chunk-a...I hanker for a hunk of cheese.

When your ten gallon hat is feeling five gallons flat, or anytime you're weak in the knees. ♪

I've got to say, big cheese has a slightly better mascot these days.

[–] robocall 7 points 2 months ago

Suddenly my life feels less knowing I haven't hugged wheels of cheese.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Eat DOUBLE GLOUCESTER!

The true cheese of sporting champions.

None of this namby-pamby Olympic bollocks! No balancing on a plank for you. Just running down a big hill and getting quite badly injured, like a REAL man!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4

^This^ ^post^ ^brought^ ^to^ ^you^ ^by^ ^the^ ^Gloucester^ ^Association^ ^of^ ^Cheese^ ^Growers.^

[–] nifty 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I am not going to want to start eating more parm because of her, why do companies bother with these kinds of investments?

Like if parm cheese would do something for animal advocacy, like in humane treatment, then I’d like them more.

That said, woooow. I love athletic women 💗

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I mean marketing these days is mostly just shouting brand names at you so that when you arrive at the aisle of 44 differently labeled permutations of the same 3 products made by the same 3 companies you'll make a decision based on "I've heard of this brand before."