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Aliens (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago by CenturionKing to c/funny
 
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

All the probing is just backpay that's accumulated a lot of interest.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Some caveman sodomizes an ET with a mammoth tusk millennia ago and now we're barred from the galactic federation. Hope it was worth it, you unga bunga asshole.

[–] IMongoose 11 points 3 months ago
[–] CenturionKing 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Or is it a reason for recent sexual abductions? 😉🤙 As revenge?

[–] pyre 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

seriously though I've always wondered why people never talk about the possibility of having been visited in prehistoric times, or even before humanity, when they talk about why we haven't seen aliens. maybe I'm missing some of the conversation but speaking for myself i haven't seen this possibility discussed much when people talk about Fermi's paradox for example

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Up until a few decades ago we would have had no chance to notice something landing on earth that didnt want to be noticed.

Even now im assuming something small or stealthy enough could land on earth undetected.

[–] pyre 2 points 3 months ago

that's what I'm saying. don't know why my comment was downvoted though lol

[–] psycho_driver 2 points 3 months ago

Also why Wooley Mammoths are extinct.

[–] FlashMobOfOne 1 points 3 months ago

GAME OVER MAN.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago