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Naked inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant, jailers say (katu.com)

submitted 3 months ago by jordanlund to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

With enough force, any sandwich can be a jam sandwich

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is it fucked up that my first thought when I read that this incident was caught on CCTV that I'd pay good money to watch it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its fuck up only if the jail mate wasn't consenting

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure she wasn't

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So its completely fuck up

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Think so, yea

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Now, that's how you fucking party!

[–] Thcdenton 10 points 3 months ago

Same vibes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

~~Scumbag news outlet posts a photo of the victim side by side with the accused perpetrator.~~

~~But fuck her, right? Local media has to make sure it's shaming and dehumanizing all inmates, all the time.~~

The website on mobile didn't show any captions by defaut, until you click on something. Still, fuck me for making assumptions, but God damn do those pictures look significantly different than one another.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Both pictures are the accused. One from an earlier arrest and the other from the recent arrest. They don't even name the victim, let alone show a picture of her.