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What happens after it all ends ? (hilariouschaos.com)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Great question Kevin, thanks for asking. Well, the first thing young grasshoppers must do is believe in me. After that... well...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Even I'm not this much of a bull shitter. Great job Steven

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Steven...

You and I have talked about this. You are not the father and the son and the holy spirit.. please only answer to your community...

[–] cabron_offsets 3 points 3 months ago

Mr. Seagal, what are your thoughts on da poonani?