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How lucky that there's an opening! (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver to c/[email protected]

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[–] spongeborgcubepants 26 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They are not looking for a person, but an actual grizzly bear

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 11 points 4 months ago

Well that would pretty efficiently squelch any workplace conflict.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Normally I object to overly specific hiring descriptions to skip out on the requirement to post a job for outside candidates before hiring from inside, but I think that as a WWII veteran, Wojtek has more than earned a little leeway.

[–] thesporkeffect 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

To shreds you say?

[–] GalacticCactus 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well how is his wife holding up?

[–] NewAgeOldPerson 3 points 4 months ago

To shreds you say?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

She ran into a man in the woods.

[–] TehBamski 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The job poster

[–] NorthWestWind 5 points 4 months ago

The last one went to Grizzco

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

There's not enough left for us to show you what happened to them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Is the job managing grizzly bears in conflict (like a general leading them in battle) or managing conflicted grizzly bears (like a marriage counselor for bears)? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I don't think lying on your resume is a wise decision here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Is there a signing bonus?