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If you could add 'You piece of shit,' at the end of any famous movie quote, what would it be? (self.asklemmy)
submitted 5 months ago by TehBamski to c/[email protected]
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[–] andrewta 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Use the force you, piece of shit.

[–] Crackhappy 12 points 5 months ago

I love you.

I know, you piece of shit.

[–] breakingcups 8 points 5 months ago

Alternatively, "I am your father, you piece of shit."

[–] Xaphanos 18 points 5 months ago

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die you piece of shit.

[–] Motorheadbanger 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Nobody tosses a dwarf, you piece of shit

[–] MintyAnt 8 points 5 months ago

Destroy it! Cast it into the fire you piece of shit!

[–] RattlerSix 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor you piece of shit

[–] owenfromcanada 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One does not simply walk into Mordor you piece of shit

[–] TehBamski 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not without me and my axe, you piece of shit.

[–] ettyblatant 3 points 5 months ago

They come in pints?? I'm getting one, you piece of shit.

[–] shalafi 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. You piece of shit.

[–] kaitco 3 points 5 months ago

This was the exact quote that popped to mind!

[–] NickwithaC 11 points 5 months ago

"To infinity and beyond you piece of shit!"

[–] Lifecoach5000 11 points 5 months ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you, you piece of shit.

[–] owenfromcanada 8 points 5 months ago

"Napoleon, gimme some of your tots, you piece of shit"

[–] hperrin 8 points 5 months ago

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, you piece of shit!

[–] ChocolateTeapot 8 points 5 months ago

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, you piece of shit!

[–] RattlerSix 8 points 5 months ago

That Tom Cruise movie I've never seen:

You had me at hello, you piece of shit.

You complete me, you piece of shit.

[–] tyrant 6 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that. You piece of shit.

[–] PopcornPrincess 6 points 5 months ago

β€œSay hello to my little friend, you piece of shit!” Damn that works.

[–] LordCrom 5 points 5 months ago

Any Jesus movie.... "Father, Why have you abandoned me? You piece of Shit"

[–] sanguinepar 5 points 5 months ago

Roads? Where we're going, we don't need 'roads', you piece of shit.

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"You are a Wizard, you piece of shit"

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 5 points 5 months ago

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. You piece of shit.

[–] MrVilliam 5 points 5 months ago

"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness! You piece of shit!"

[–] halloween_spookster 4 points 5 months ago

"That'll do pig you piece of shit"

[–] RattlerSix 3 points 5 months ago

ET phone home, you piece of shit

[–] son_named_bort 3 points 5 months ago

You'll get nothing and like it you piece of shit!

[–] RichardoC 3 points 5 months ago

"Oh Hi Mark"

[–] owenfromcanada 3 points 5 months ago

"Merry Christmas, ya filthy piece of shit"

[–] slazer2au 2 points 5 months ago

And my Ace, you piece of shit.

[–] trolololol 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Toy story?

[–] ShittyBeatlesFCPres 4 points 5 months ago

β€œSomebody poisoned the water hole, you piece of shit.” β€œThere’s a snake in my boots, you piece of shit.”

[–] cabron_offsets 2 points 5 months ago

Get busy living or get busy dying. That’s goddamn right, you piece of shit.

[–] HootinNHollerin 2 points 5 months ago

D’Ya like dogs? Ya piece of shit