Man I really hate when street snakes try to jump up my butt because my shorts are too bootylicious
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Whip that muthafuckin thang out
Not a problem
Problem?
~~Problem~~ Opportunity
Free belt
😳
Thank god the only thing I need to worry about is the earthworm
Earthworms are an important part of the ecosystem.
Yeah, trying to see the issue here. Like Peaches said "girls wanna be her, boys wanna be her" 😳
I know a guy who had this problem she had to give the gym teachers a note so she could avoid wearing shorts, not sure what they did with all the extra meat after the switch
My problem is hair my hair :(
Wish I could just cut it off alongside the other stuff. No horni, no problems
Dammit, Kaa, get out of my shorts!