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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

That's because crack is whack: Everyone knows Jesus was an Ecstasy guy.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Maybe you just need to kiss God's crack a bit more often, you sinful little heathen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

But Timmy - God doesn't love you. Not at all. Tonight when you go to bed, just know the end of days is near and soon we'll see all the stars wink out one by one, the cold embrace of death is near and soon the black shroud of death will become your pillow. Oh, and sleep tight son.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Because that’s gods crack and he’s mad you’re smoking it all

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.

[–] kn33 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Actual author, actual book

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.