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[–] [email protected] 66 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Reminds me of the time when I was younger, scrolling rotten.com and came across that picture of the dude who died in the bath, but had this thing that kept the water warm, so he just turned into a giant human stew.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs taking a bath?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

The reason I couldn't eat stew for a decade?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Bob.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

What if they're nailed to the wall?

[–] Bangs42 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Art

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok but what if they're laying on your doorstep?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Matt

What do call their dog with no legs?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hee hee it dont matter cuz he won't come when you call him!

(I really love these jokes)

What about a woman with one leg and a speech impediment?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

irene?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha yes!

Not what about a girl with no arms and legs at the beach?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sandy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Haha yes! Man i think i have a few more... Oh yeah what do you call two guys w no arms and legs hung up by your window?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Kurt and Toine?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

HahaI had kurt n' rod but yours is better lol!.What about... Damn shouldn't have smoked...

What do you call a woman with no arms n legs on the basketball court?

[–] jve 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Annette?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah! And that's the last one I've got. Whew!

[–] jve 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh, so you didn’t hear about the guy with no arms and no legs in a hole?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Lol a dead man? Uhhh hit me with it. I must know!

Edit:

I remembered my finale that i like to use on people unfortunate enough to talk to me LoL

What do you call a cow with two legs and a busted grill?

[–] jve 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I would have accepted either Doug or Phil.

cow with two legs

Lean beef?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Doug or Phil

Aargh i feel like i should have known! Hahaha

cow with two legs

Your mom lolololol.

[–] jve 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Damn. Fuckin got me.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oooooooo that's great!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and a steel pecker?

sparky

[–] JamesTBagg 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone else from the old internet. I remember the post you speak of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Oh yeah, 3000 years ago, I member too, def soup.

[–] AWittyUsername 1 points 5 months ago

What a classic