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[โ€“] victorz -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well holy shit, excuse me for being tangential. I shall excuse myself from this narrow conversation to which you may bring no simile. I don't wish to communicate with you again due to fear of breaching the subject. Thank you.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Don't ask questions if you don't want to hear the answer.

[โ€“] victorz -1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to hear the answer, don't worry.

What I'm saying, in case you don't speak sarcasm, is that the statement I made touches on the subject tangentially, and is not completely off-topic. You are being extremely petty and it's incredibly unbecoming.

Please don't talk to me anymore, thank you for respecting my wishes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

It was one downvote, get over youreelf.

There's a block feature if you don't want someeone to respond to you.