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I'm a first year apprentice. I'll be fully qualified when I'm 40. If I start contracting after that I could earn some pretty crazy money. Might start looking for a mail order Mrs then, you never know.
It was also a joke pardner 🤠
Think I'll do what I like Chief. Might even go that route out of spite. Good ol' fashioned spite wife