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omg they made lemmy political

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Fleet Command: No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning...

Fleet Intelligence: Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system... not even beacons.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Those lines are delivered perfectly as well. There's a veneer of professional detachment, because they are all that's left and have a job to do, but you can hear them about to crack.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Subject did not survive interrogation.

[–] ChicoSuave 2 points 6 months ago

Needs Adagio for Strings for maximum impact.