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The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Babies are fueled up like an internal combustion engine and produce lots of hazardous waste.