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The umblilical cord is a baby's power cord until they are ready for wireless charging (breastfeeding)
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My wife would absolutely disagree with this. She could "feed" the baby anywhere before, but now she has to sit every 2 hours every day. And that's 2 hours from the start of the last feed; more like an hour break in between.
Ok your wife is the docking station then.